This breaking news just in! Apparently one of the "hunks" I've been set up with on the dating site that shall remain nameless, is a drunk driver/dope fiend/illegal alien/child molestor. One of those, possibly all of the above though.
I received word from the site this afternoon that he was being removed from the site for "uncited reasons". It was strongly suggested that I discontinue all further correspondence with him if I valued my skin. What the hell does that mean? "It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again" So great, they set me up with a damn serial killer.
I didn't bother responding to the geniuses that I in fact had already discerned something not quite right about this fella, secretly I just used that an excuse, the truth was I quit talking to him because he was 5'4". I'm a horrible person.
I can reconcile myself to that fact. I ain't trying to breed with the Hobbit, you know what I'm saying? (I think it would be more gangsta if I said sayin'!)
You know what I'm sayin'!
S
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