The Bet Hedger

The Bet Hedger

why must people assume that since I am fat, I am desperate? I'm fat and therefore must be willing to subject myself to your outlandish behavior just because I'm finally getting attention from a man? I think not Hoss, unless you have a 12 inch dinger, then there might be a few things I am willing to overlook. Otherwise, I'm still not gonna put up with your bullshit, just like a skinny bitch wouldn't.

Case in point:

There's a man who has been talking to me for like 10 days now, trying to get me to go out with him. Finally, I cave, because, some people need attention. A lot of it.
Anyway, he wants me to meet him at Best Buy, for what? So he can talk to me. He can talk to me on the phone. Ok meet him at McDonald's he says. I don't eat at McDonald's says I. No that's ok says he, he wasn't gonna buy my dinner. He only buys dinner if he "likes someone" (i.e. if I think I might have a chance of getting laid, I'll purchase you something off the dollar menu). Are you kidding me with this bullshit? Trust me, he says, I've been doing this longer than you. You think? Maybe the reason you're still single is because you're a cheap heartless prick. He doesn't want to commit himself (because dinner is one hop away from marriage) to someone he might not like. So I asked him to show me his penis before we talked to see if I would want to commit myself to talking. God forbid I waste my time talking to a little dicked guy. He had the nerve to get his feelings hurt and hang up on me.

Man, I have no luck with men.

S