1. Telling me you've decided to get over your ex by giving me a go isn't romantic, and will probably get you hit, not laid.
2. If you don't know what movie you want to watch step out of the damn line and let someone who knows what they want to see actually make it to their movie on time, asswad.
3. A/C guy gave me the mouth herpes. (I knew there was a reason I wouldn't let him do anything else)
4. School starts back in 34 days...ah, shit.
5. Wondering at what temperature brains actually fry and if I would induce brain damage by making the boy sleep in a 97 degree house.
6. I'd be a lot better off financially if I could just sit my ass at home.
7. Everyone heads off to church camp on Friday, I see a naked weekend in my future.
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3 comments:
What's wrong with you?
what is that supposed to mean?
Your random thoughts are frightening the children. The children of the corn.
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