I'm an Idiot

Well it looks as though my big mouth has gotten me into trouble once again. I've never been one for deception, I'm always brutally honest. It's a flaw. So this whole dating thing is leaving me at a loss, cause I'm coming up on a situation that I don't like. My big dumb self has been super excited to share my "blog writing" with the lot of them, and now they check to see if I've written about them.

Damn. How can I write about them if they're reading it? The real problem is, if I'm completely honest, (and I can be because no one knows I write here) is I don't want them to know about each other.

I never thought being so devious could be so fun. I've got 8 years to make up for dangit. Eight years of never going out, sitting at home with my grandmother while she withered away with the disease that slowly robber her of her mind and robbed me of my sanity. It's proving to be tiring. Men are tedious creatures. They either want to paw all over ya, or they want to bitch about how their exes treated them and size you up to see what they think you'll do.

I guess I can't really complain. It IS a lot more fun that sitting at home. I have nothing but time right now. I've seen more free movies in the last few months than ever, and what not.

Why do men lie about their height? I'm gonna be able to tell. I'm 5'11", so if you tell me you're 6'2" and you're shorter than me, I'm gonna know something's up. What are they being measure in Loompaland? I realize I'm blonde and all, and I can be gullible, but I shouldn't be able to view your bald spot if you're half a head taller than me.

So tonight it's A/C guy. A/C guy seems nice enough. He's offered to work on my unit since my A/C is broken.

Now I just need to meet a lawn guy and a plumber guy and I'll be all set.

S